Sunday, May 15, 2011

Random thoughts

I think there should be a mid-life crisis medical leave act.  My company should have to let me take a 6-week leave of absence to be away from work....to learn...to be inspired....to recharge. I'm sure I could find a physician to confirm that I am suffering from boredom and "what is the meaning of my life" syndrome.  I should be able to use all of my available sick leave toward this, as well.  I think this is a brilliant idea.  And my company would get much better work product from me as a result.  I mean, think about it.  I haven't used any sick time for having babies and haven't had astronomical medical bills from said baby.  I am cheap labor!!!  I DESERVE a six-week break from work--no questions asked. What would I do?  I'd go to Europe.  Some way, some how, I'd find the means to live there for six weeks and come back a better person for it.

Seriously, sometimes I think if I died today, God would meet me at the gate to heaven and say, "Really? That's all you got? What the heck did you do with those forty years?".  Hmmm, I ask myself that question all the time.